Our work is an infiltration of online spaces, including the manosphere, as a means to confront, interrupt, and interfere with expected female performativity. Not as vigilantism, but as requisite, absurd engagement with masculinity/desire drives conversation where space for it isn’t alllocated. The interest is in the parasitic nature of male desire and flaws in the patriarchal mycelium (+ its symptomatic unquestionability). Unlike patience under subjugation, the making process is resilient; almost self-regenerative. Unprovoked male testimony is given on one condition only: inhabitation of space as a woman + refusal to operate in concordance with gender.